The Revised Dictionary of Extraordinarily Uncommon and Useless Words and Phrases

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I don't get it-- why is it so hard to write, even when you've got a really good story in your head, just waiting to be written down? I'm not the greatest writer in the universe- I probably don't even make the top 50 million, but sometimes I'll be really inspired, and sit down at the computer-- and have absolutely no idea how to start, or how to continue, or how to do anything!

It's very frustrating. If I could write half the stuff I think of, I'd be a much more original (and a much better) writer.

...Maybe it's because I would only use my powers for evil (aka fanfic)?

(Also, why is it impossible to notice your own typos when you reread your work? Even going through word by word, I can miss things. It's very annoying. And sad.)

:(

My Sister's Keeper (the book) sucks. I mean, seriously....

WHY DID IT HAVE TO END THAT WAY?!!?!? GAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!! IT'S NOT FAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIRRR!!!!!!!!!

GRAAGAMAGAFADAMADGABADGAFRGGAPROOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHGGGGA!!!!!!

WERIQJOEFAWERNQWOIERU90Q2837414N523N 4  49I9EUJGWZH'PIQ 08432U50TQ3 8U45Q  0QT92U04395UQ03 QW4U50Q938U45021U70458170425URQ 309450Q9 34540Q3045U Q093450Q9345-Q9U3245 QU34085UQ-3 9450Q394U50Q34 U609Q34059Q834 59Q3-49RFE9RUT0[Q9U!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I got a new (well, used) car today!!! His name is Eisenhower, and he's a blue, 2000 Mercy Sable. I love him very much, and I think that we'll be happy together.

(A short explanation for the name: he's actually been bought to replace the 1997 Legacy that my sister crashed, whose name was Truman (after the thousand page book about the president). When discussing a couple years ago the theoretical name of the next car we bought- because I've been telling her for years that her terrible driving would kill Truman-, names of other, related historical figures were the ones that cropped up. And when I saw the Sable, Eisenhower just seemed to it.)

As of what is now technically yesterday, I have a ticket to attend a performance of the 2009 Rent National Tour with Anthony Rapp and Adam Pascal! YES! I AM FULFILLED! Rent holds a special place in my heart, and to be able to see it with two of the original cast is incredible to me. Especially Anthony Rapp- Mark is my favorite character, and I can't imagine anyone else playing him.

I CAN'T WAIT!!!!
 

Title: Knowing
Author: Phlogistics
Fandoms: Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Doctor Who
Rating: T
Warnings: Evil.
Characters: The First Evil, the Tenth Doctor
Summary: The First thinks it knows everything. The Doctor doesn't agree.

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Title: Drink with a Demon
Author: Phlogistics
Fandoms: Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Harry Potter
Characters: Anya, Hermione
Pairings: mild HGRW
Rating: T
Warnings: some explicit language (it's Anya)
Summary: Anya attempts to seek vengeance on the behalf of Hermione Granger. She has found  herself to be largely unsuccessful.

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Title: Anything For Love (1/1)
Author: Phlogistics
Rating: T
Pairing: Naruto/Sasuke
Warnings: crossdressing, a little swearing
Genre: Romance/Humor/AU
Wordcount: 1265
Summary: Sasuke had always thought that Romeo and Juliet were whiny, overdramatic teenagers. Actually, he still thought that, but at least now he could sympathize. Love really did have a habit of turning people into drama queens. Or a drag queen, in his case.

 

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I've gone insane- I'm not kidding. My entire life has been absorbed by NARUTO. I thought I'd accidentally made myself sick of it a year or so, after I overdosed on Valley of the End. But... Just about a week ago, I started reading the Shippuden manga over at MangaFox... and I died. I'm now CURRENT with the manga, and it only took me a week...

( And now, cut for spoilers, is my rant about all the TRAUMA and SLASH. )

I've made myself a new icon in order to express my political opinion without having to read frustrating YouTube comments! Yay, Obama! (Maybe now I can stop obsessing about politics and get back to anime. I miss it.)

On another note, I'm now totally obsessed with the band NewS. They're totally awesome, and completely adorable. I love boy bands, especially Japanese boy bands. ^_^.

Title: Serious Talk
Author: Phlogistics
Rating: PG
Pairing: Shinou/Murata, implied Shinou/Daikenja
Genre: Romance/General
Summary: Murata and Shinou work up to having an actual conversation.

Title: Baseball (1/1)
Author: Phlogistics
Rating: PG
Pairing: mild Yuuram
Genre: General/Humor
Summary: Wolfram doesn't really understand baseball. But that's okay.

( Overuse of the word totally and much fangirling, recorded for the amusement of my future self. )

...Why am I still sick? Seriously, this is getting to be very irritating. If I'm not better by tomorrow, I'll be really angry. My cosplay isn't finished yet, and Anime Boston is on Friday! And today's Tuesday! I've only got three days to pull together a presentable Saiyaman outfit, and I'm beginning to panic about the boots... I have to make them on my own, and I'm still struggling to figure out how they're going to be made.

Oh, well. At least the cape's done, and the gi should be finished today...

Sigh. All this hard work, and I still only get to go two of the three days. Missing Sunday's going to suck... closing ceremony is so much fun! Why'd it have to be on Easter? It's all so inconvenient.

What. The. Hell. Of any day of the year, today just has to be the day I get sick, doesn't it? My research report in history is due today (I actually had to ask someone to bring it in for me, or I'd only get half credit- which would really suck), Anime Boston is on Friday (I'll kill something if I miss that, no joke), and TODAY IS MY BIRTHDAY!!! Of course would today would be the day that I get a nose cold, and sore throat, and a headache! It's only perfect irony that I'd spend St. Patrick's Day at home, sick, and wasting my life away on the computer...

But, for good news, I'm finally getting high speed internet! It'll be here in less than two weeks, yay! And I got some pretty unedited Naruto, and a relatively large sum of money. Now if only someone could give me the cure for the common cold, I'd be great...

I just realized I've never done anything like this on livejournal. I now disclaim any fandom referenced on my journal or elsewhere by me, and anything under the tag "fanfic" doesn't belong to me. Well, the stories themselves do, but the characters and plot they branch off of... well, them, not so much.

Urgh. I'm so tired now, I've been posting things all over the web today... must nap now...

Or just go to bed, seeing as it's eleven at night.

Oyasumi nasai...

Title: Underground
Author: Phlogistics
Fandom: Heroes
Pairing: undertones of past Kiro
Rating: PG
Spoilers: general S2
Summary: Hiro's father takes him on a business trip, and Hiro breaks something valuable. He ends up making jail-buddies with Adam.